Why Chris Evans Was Really Staring at Elizabeth Olsen's Cleavage

1. He was blowing up an invisible balloon while also nursing a horrible neck injury that prevents him from looking anywhere but to the side. 

2. Elizabeth, in a gesture of pure friendship, packed a sandwich in a fanny pack inside her dress for Chris to snack on during the movie, and he suddenly remembered it was there.

3. He was drinking an invisible cocktail through an invisible straw without ruining his invisible lipstick.

4. He placed a cue card inside of Elizabeth's dress in case he forgot which side of the Civil War he was on.

5. He momentarily thought that Elizabeth was Ironman, poised to continue the battle right there on the red carpet.

6. He was thinking about how important feminism is to him, and this is his I'm-Thinking-About-Feminism-Pose, okay?

7. He was admiring the great artistry of her décolletage shimmer-applier.

8. And also wondering how he could get some décolletage shimmer like that himself.

9. He dropped his gum.

10. He just realized he packed that exact same outfit for the next night.

11. Her necklace accidentally hypnotized him.

12. And then he fell asleep, and this is how he sleeps.

13. Elizabeth stole a cookie from the green room and tried to hide it in her dress.

14. There was, like, a giant spider.

15. He wanted to see what it would take to get everyone talking about him and not Ironman.

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